{"id":96,"date":"2004-03-25T23:39:01","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T04:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2004-03-25T23:39:01","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T04:39:01","slug":"quote-for-today-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2004\/03\/quote-for-today-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Quote for today"},"content":{"rendered":"

“If you like fucking, marriage is not for you. I’m married, and I haven’t fucked for seven years. I’ve had intercourse…but I haven’t fucked. See, intercourse is after she’s gotten out of the shower, on the bed with the nice sheets; fucking is in the back of the rental car.”<\/p>\n

— Chris Rock<\/p>\n

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It scares me to think I might be in an HBO special. Rock’s show at DAR Constitution Hall was, as Bono would say, fucking brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“If you like fucking, marriage is not for you. I’m married, and I haven’t fucked for seven years. I’ve had intercourse…but I haven’t fucked. See, intercourse is after she’s gotten out of the shower, on the bed with the nice sheets; fucking is in the back of the rental car.” — Chris Rock It scares […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-96","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}