{"id":93,"date":"2004-03-19T22:20:40","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T03:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=93"},"modified":"2004-03-19T22:20:40","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T03:20:40","slug":"taking-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2004\/03\/taking-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Lives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I envy Ethan Hawke&#8217;s left hand.  Angelina Jolie has, quite possibly, the best tits on the planet, and she&#8217;s not afraid to show them off.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, this movie was execrable.<\/p>\n<p>Is it possible to give negative popcorn boxes as a rating?  Maybe empty ones&#8230;I&#8217;ll have to look into making some graphics.<\/p>\n<p>Just don&#8217;t bother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I envy Ethan Hawke&#8217;s left hand. Angelina Jolie has, quite possibly, the best tits on the planet, and she&#8217;s not afraid to show them off. Other than that, this movie was execrable. Is it possible to give negative popcorn boxes as a rating? Maybe empty ones&#8230;I&#8217;ll have to look into making some graphics. Just don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-93","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}