{"id":80,"date":"2004-02-26T08:23:04","date_gmt":"2004-02-26T13:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2004-02-26T08:23:04","modified_gmt":"2004-02-26T13:23:04","slug":"why-fortune-cookies-cant-tell-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2004\/02\/why-fortune-cookies-cant-tell-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Why fortune cookies can&#8217;t tell the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.homemade-ravioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/images\/20040225-dailyfortune.gif\" width=\"283\" height=\"103\" \/><\/p>\n<p>was my daily fortune at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myway.com\">MyWay.com<\/a> today.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure there is much that is farther from the truth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was my daily fortune at MyWay.com today. I&#8217;m not sure there is much that is farther from the truth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}