{"id":656,"date":"2007-09-25T10:33:35","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T14:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=656"},"modified":"2007-09-27T11:40:18","modified_gmt":"2007-09-27T15:40:18","slug":"marquis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2007\/09\/marquis\/","title":{"rendered":"Marquis de God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it turns out those rip roaring headaches my friend Lolly has been having aren&#8217;t eyestrain.  No, that would be too fucking easy.<\/p>\n<p>The neurosurgeon says the prognosis is good, probably it&#8217;s benign because of where it is and her age.   Given that her other choice besides brain surgery is blindness and then death, she picked the surgery.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s your brain tumor.  Happy 22nd birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Just fuck&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it turns out those rip roaring headaches my friend Lolly has been having aren&#8217;t eyestrain. No, that would be too fucking easy. The neurosurgeon says the prognosis is good, probably it&#8217;s benign because of where it is and her age. Given that her other choice besides brain surgery is blindness and then death, she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-656","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}