{"id":634,"date":"2007-07-22T15:46:20","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T19:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=634"},"modified":"2007-07-23T08:58:17","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:58:17","slug":"memed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2007\/07\/memed\/","title":{"rendered":"Memed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is all <a href=\"http:\/\/mitmoi.blogspot.com\/\">Mit&#8217;s<\/a> fault.  Well it is: she&#8217;s the one who tagged me with this meme.  Eight things indeed&#8230;it gets a little easier when I look at the actual rules and realize that it&#8217;s &#8220;eight random facts or habits&#8221; not necessarily &#8220;eight things no one knows about me.&#8221;  That second one: a little difficult but only slightly more difficult than differentiating between &#8220;things about me&#8221; and &#8220;things I think&#8221; has been.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;the rules:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.<\/li>\n<li>Players start with eight random facts\/habits about themselves.<\/li>\n<li>People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.<\/li>\n<li>At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t forget to leave them a comment on their blog telling them they&#8217;re tagged, and you read their blog.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>The Facts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I used to have hair down to my ass.  Plaited my braid was as thick as my wrist is wide.  I miss it.  I cut it all off because of a girl and haven&#8217;t felt as powerful since.  Lessons learned: 1) all those psychologists who equate long hair with childish femininity are <acronym title=\"full of shit\">FOS<\/acronym>, and 2) never cut your hair unless you want to for reasons you fully understand yourself.<\/li>\n<li>I read the same book every year in December: Terry Pratchett&#8217;s <em>Hogfather<\/em>.  It reminds me that the mid-winter holidays are about something way more important than plastic, motion-activated, pedophile-looking Santa Claus faces that play <em>The Little Drummer Boy<\/em> in 8 tinny notes over and over and over again until you want to smash them with a hammer.<\/li>\n<li>I got my first e-mail address 22 years ago.  I still have it.<\/li>\n<li>I took woodshop and home ec during the same year in junior highschool. As a result I can both build a bookcase and make my own cannoli.  I see nothing at all contradictory about this state of being.  I should mention that I did fail the sewing unit; sewing your shirt to the pattern will do that every time.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done sound mixing for commercials for three major Presidential campaigns, several gubernatorial campaigns, and recorded one independent feature film.<\/li>\n<li>I am on my second career path.  If I had to choose a third I&#8217;d probably choose baker.  The hours suit me and I&#8217;m good with flour.<\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t balanced my check book in 15 years.<\/li>\n<li>I have been published three times but never paid.  I&#8217;m hoping to change that soon.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>All of that said number 9 is this: I do not have eight people I feel I can tag with this.  I have tagged:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/sal93.livejournal.com\/\">Sal<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lolly-a-holic.livejournal.com\/\">Lolly<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/marialuminous.livejournal.com\/\">M.Luminous<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is all Mit&#8217;s fault. Well it is: she&#8217;s the one who tagged me with this meme. 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