{"id":498,"date":"2006-11-16T06:53:26","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T11:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2006-11-16T06:53:26","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T11:53:26","slug":"one-of-those-wednesdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2006\/11\/one-of-those-wednesdays\/","title":{"rendered":"One of those Wednesdays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Definition: DC parkjob<br \/>\nDouble parking next to a parking space that, with little or no effort, the double parker could actually park their car in.<\/p>\n<p>Double citizenship points for doing this on a one way, two lane (that is, one lane full of parked cars, the other for moving traffic) street during the height of rush hour.<\/p>\n<p>Triple citizenship points acrue if you stayed late at work the previous night, got hungry, and ate out of the communal refrigerator someone else&#8217;s lunch which had her name and the next day&#8217;s date on it. <\/p>\n<p>Hey, it could have been worse: at least it wasn&#8217;t raining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definition: DC parkjob Double parking next to a parking space that, with little or no effort, the double parker could actually park their car in. Double citizenship points for doing this on a one way, two lane (that is, one lane full of parked cars, the other for moving traffic) street during the height of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-nablopomo2006","category-office-space","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}