{"id":460,"date":"2006-08-15T01:52:23","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T06:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=460"},"modified":"2006-08-15T01:52:23","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T06:52:23","slug":"to-the-inattentive-barista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2006\/08\/to-the-inattentive-barista\/","title":{"rendered":"To the inattentive barista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ms. Barrista,<\/p>\n<p>Starbucks is a monolith that dominates the coffee landscape running small businesses into the ground.  I tolerate this because, well, it is a monolith which means it is convenient.  Starbucks sells bad coffee &#8211; burnt, overroasted &#8211; in pretentious sizes (grande or medium?) for way too much money per cup.  Again, this is tolerated because, well, we really have no other choice. What can&#8217;t be tolerated is innattention to detail.<\/p>\n<p>More specifically: <\/p>\n<h3>When someone asks for decaf fucking give them decaf!<\/h3>\n<p>Regards,<br \/>\nThe involuntary insomniac<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Ms. Barrista, Starbucks is a monolith that dominates the coffee landscape running small businesses into the ground. I tolerate this because, well, it is a monolith which means it is convenient. Starbucks sells bad coffee &#8211; burnt, overroasted &#8211; in pretentious sizes (grande or medium?) for way too much money per cup. Again, this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-460","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}