{"id":421,"date":"2006-05-24T06:31:33","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T11:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=421"},"modified":"2006-05-24T06:31:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T11:31:33","slug":"why-does-he-keep-calling-me-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2006\/05\/why-does-he-keep-calling-me-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Why does he keep calling me meat?*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love minor league baseball.  Always have.  There is something quintessentially American about it.  No, that&#8217;s not accurate: there is something about it that makes us believe that we are the way we say we are, the way we as a nation really want deep down, I think, to be.<\/p>\n<p>Minor league ballparks are a thing of beauty.  Some of them are more well-appointed than others, with actual assigned seats and concessions that make you don&#8217;t think of Bismark&#8217;s famous dictum about government<sup>1<\/sup>.  Almost all of them include the obligatory local advertisements along the outfield wall.  Insurance agents, lumber yards, banks, auto dealerships, they&#8217;re all there.<\/p>\n<p>But the thing that I really love about minor league baseball is that while for the players it is important &#8211; possibly a step to The Show, definitely better than selling appliances for a living &#8211; the minor leagues don&#8217;t take themselves too seriously.  Witness the following trade between the Northern League&#8217;s Shaumburg Flyers (that&#8217;s Illinois, folks) and the Fullerton Flyers (that&#8217;s California) of the Golden Baseball League:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>05\/01\/2006 \tSchaumburg \tAssigned the contract of RHP Nigel Thatch (Rookie) to Fullerton of the Golden Baseball League in exchange for 1 pallet (60 cases) of Budweiser beer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"note\"> &#8211; Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.northernleague.com\/transactions\/\">Northern League Baseball<\/a><\/p>\n<p>How can you not love that?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div class=\"note\">\n<sup>*<\/sup> Apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094812\/\">Ron Shelton<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<sup>1<\/sup> \t&#8220;Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.&#8221;  &#8211; Otto von Bismarck\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love minor league baseball. Always have. There is something quintessentially American about it. No, that&#8217;s not accurate: there is something about it that makes us believe that we are the way we say we are, the way we as a nation really want deep down, I think, to be. Minor league ballparks are a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}