{"id":402,"date":"2006-04-11T12:29:25","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T17:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=402"},"modified":"2006-04-11T12:29:25","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T17:29:25","slug":"collusion-or-coincidence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2006\/04\/collusion-or-coincidence\/","title":{"rendered":"Collusion or coincidence?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that desk staplers are manufactured so that the throw on the staple arm is too short to saddle stitch 8.5 x 11 paper?  <\/p>\n<p>I could believe collusion if Swingline also manufactured photocopiers that just so happened, for a reasonable price, to have a finisher that would do said middle of the page stapling for you but they don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>American standard works quite well for a lot of things &#8211; plumbing and electricity chiefly &#8211; but when it comes to office supplies, not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that desk staplers are manufactured so that the throw on the staple arm is too short to saddle stitch 8.5 x 11 paper? I could believe collusion if Swingline also manufactured photocopiers that just so happened, for a reasonable price, to have a finisher that would do said middle of the page [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-office-space","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}