{"id":389,"date":"2006-02-26T19:51:28","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T00:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=389"},"modified":"2006-02-26T19:51:28","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T00:51:28","slug":"surreal-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2006\/02\/surreal-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Surreal news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This headline: <i>FBI: Powder Found in Texas Dorm Not Ricin<\/i> is from an <acronym title=\"Associated Press\">AP<\/acronym> <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/\/article\/20060226\/D8G13JB00.html\">news story<\/a> I found on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myway.com\/\">myway.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, if you were the FBI and you found &#8220;powder&#8221; in a dorm room, would your first thought be &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bt.cdc.gov\/agent\/ricin\/facts.asp\">a poison that can be made from the waste left over from processing castor beans<\/a>&#8221; ? <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, mine neither.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This headline: FBI: Powder Found in Texas Dorm Not Ricin is from an AP news story I found on myway.com Now, if you were the FBI and you found &#8220;powder&#8221; in a dorm room, would your first thought be &#8220;a poison that can be made from the waste left over from processing castor beans&#8221; ? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}