{"id":316,"date":"2005-09-20T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2005-09-20T18:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T23:36:00","slug":"would-you-be-prepared-for-a-horde-of-rampaging-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/09\/would-you-be-prepared-for-a-horde-of-rampaging-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you be prepared for a horde of rampaging zombies?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Girlfriend informs me that we completely spaced last night and went to bed with all of our downstairs windows open, the fan in the back window, and the back door wide open.  It&#8217;s a good damn thing there wasn&#8217;t a roaming group of zombies about.  <\/p>\n<p>And why is it, exactly, that big corporations that manufacture airborne, virus-based bio-weapons seem to think you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netflix.com\/MovieDisplay?movieid=60033345&#038;trkid=181026\">quarantine a city simply by closing some big-ass gates<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Girlfriend informs me that we completely spaced last night and went to bed with all of our downstairs windows open, the fan in the back window, and the back door wide open. It&#8217;s a good damn thing there wasn&#8217;t a roaming group of zombies about. And why is it, exactly, that big corporations that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-316","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}