{"id":314,"date":"2005-09-19T06:16:39","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T11:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=314"},"modified":"2005-09-19T06:16:39","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T11:16:39","slug":"arrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/09\/arrrr\/","title":{"rendered":"Arrrr!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avast!  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/\">Talk Like A Pirate Day<\/a>.  Make sure to answer your phone appropriately.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t talk like a pirate?  You can either <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/howto.html\">learn<\/a> or use this handy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/translator.html\">English to Pirate translator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to find me eye patch&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avast! It&#8217;s Talk Like A Pirate Day. Make sure to answer your phone appropriately. Can&#8217;t talk like a pirate? You can either learn or use this handy English to Pirate translator. I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to find me eye patch&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}