{"id":297,"date":"2005-08-30T15:40:55","date_gmt":"2005-08-30T20:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=297"},"modified":"2005-08-30T15:40:55","modified_gmt":"2005-08-30T20:40:55","slug":"things-ive-seen-and-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/08\/things-ive-seen-and-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I&#8217;ve seen and heard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On several phone poles around the corner from my office:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/woodstock\/weblog\/images\/wehavethings.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" title=\"What sorts of things do you think they have?\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What sorts of things do you suppose they have?<\/p>\n<hr style=\"width: 50%; text-align: center;\" \/>\n<p>Overheard on the way home yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>Panhandler: Spare a dollar, lady?<br \/>\nMiddle-aged woman: What for?<br \/>\nPanhandler: Just because.<\/p>\n<p>Truth in advertising perhaps?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On several phone poles around the corner from my office: What sorts of things do you suppose they have? Overheard on the way home yesterday: Panhandler: Spare a dollar, lady? Middle-aged woman: What for? Panhandler: Just because. Truth in advertising perhaps?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}