{"id":2683,"date":"2015-11-05T13:55:04","date_gmt":"2015-11-05T18:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2015-11-05T13:57:17","modified_gmt":"2015-11-05T18:57:17","slug":"the-stroller-isnt-the-problem-an-open-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2015\/11\/the-stroller-isnt-the-problem-an-open-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"The stroller isn&#8217;t the problem (an open letter)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear men in urban environments and in grocery stores,<\/p>\n<p>Standing behind it and pushing the stroller or the grocery cart doesn&#8217;t make you look less manly. \u00c2\u00a0You look less manly by standing beside the stroller or grocery cart and pushing it with one hand. It is your very standing beside it that tells the rest of us you <acronym title=\"It's like calling someone's sister a whore. The level of denial is directly proportional to the truth of the statement\">care about how manly you look which in and of itself makes you look less manly<\/acronym>.<\/p>\n<p>Please think about this before you block the entire sidewalk or grocery store aisle.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Every urban pedestrian and grocery shopper ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear men in urban environments and in grocery stores, Standing behind it and pushing the stroller or the grocery cart doesn&#8217;t make you look less manly. \u00c2\u00a0You look less manly by standing beside the stroller or grocery cart and pushing it with one hand. It is your very standing beside it that tells the rest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-thoughts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2683"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2687,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions\/2687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}