{"id":2573,"date":"2014-08-21T09:11:46","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=2573"},"modified":"2014-08-21T09:13:07","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:13:07","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2014\/08\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2574\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2574\" style=\"width: 328px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2574\" src=\"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/realage-2014.png\" alt=\"I'm apparently doing something right.\" width=\"328\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/realage-2014.png 328w, https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/realage-2014-300x252.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2574\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m apparently doing something right.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So 45 has kind of been freaking me out.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m not really sure why.\u00c2\u00a0 Forty wasn&#8217;t really that big a deal.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s because the staff where I worked when I turned 40 included a much broader age range than where I work now.\u00c2\u00a0 As I think about it, that&#8217;s probably a huge part of it; I have concert t-shirts older than at least two of the people I work with.\u00c2\u00a0 I am also the oldest person in my office, admittedly only by a couple of years but it&#8217;s still a fact that niggles like a badly sewn sock seam.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s because until you hit 45 you can almost convince yourself you&#8217;re still in your thirties. At 45 this thing happens where you realize you&#8217;re closer to 50 than you are to 30 and the brain just seizes.\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe it&#8217;s all just bullshit and you really are only as old as you feel\u00c2\u00a0 regardless of that the driver&#8217;s license says in which case I&#8217;m about 19 &#8211; still just as confused about a lot of things but maybe a little more confident because really other people&#8217;s opinions aren&#8217;t actually that important.\u00c2\u00a0 And according to the Real Age test I&#8217;m apparently living right.<\/p>\n<p>Like I&#8217;ve said before, New Year&#8217;s Day isn&#8217;t always in January.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So 45 has kind of been freaking me out.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m not really sure why.\u00c2\u00a0 Forty wasn&#8217;t really that big a deal.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s because the staff where I worked when I turned 40 included a much broader age range than where I work now.\u00c2\u00a0 As I think about it, that&#8217;s probably a huge part of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-thoughts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2573"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2577,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573\/revisions\/2577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}