{"id":232,"date":"2005-04-26T19:16:05","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T00:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=232"},"modified":"2005-04-26T19:16:05","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T00:16:05","slug":"triangulate-your-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/04\/triangulate-your-position\/","title":{"rendered":"Triangulate your position"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the second time in two weeks that someone has needed something from one of our project people and absolutely. no one. could. find. him.  Over lunch someone jokingly suggested that we put a GPS bracelet on his ankle so we&#8217;d always know where he is.  <\/p>\n<p>This got me to thinking.<\/p>\n<p>Given the reports about how police <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bradenton.com\/mld\/bradenton\/news\/local\/11479334.htm\">can&#8217;t keep track of registered sex offenders<\/a>, and the fact that the FDA has already approved the use of <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2004\/10\/13\/national0948EDT0497.DTL\">subcutaneous computer chips<\/a>, I&#8217;m just waiting for the press release from the Department of Justice that announces a federally mandated GPS program for sex offenders.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, mark my words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was the second time in two weeks that someone has needed something from one of our project people and absolutely. no one. could. find. him. Over lunch someone jokingly suggested that we put a GPS bracelet on his ankle so we&#8217;d always know where he is. This got me to thinking. Given the reports [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-232","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}