{"id":228,"date":"2005-04-20T08:42:35","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T13:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2005-04-20T08:42:35","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T13:42:35","slug":"flashy-lights-do-not-a-dance-tune-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/04\/flashy-lights-do-not-a-dance-tune-make\/","title":{"rendered":"Flashy lights do not a dance tune make"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"spoiler\">Warning: Do not read more if you have not seen this week&#8217;s American Idol performance show and you actually care about not knowing beforehand.<\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nDespite the fact that he seems to be the only remaining contestant who can actually sing, I&#8217;d disqualify Bo Bice this week simply because he wasn&#8217;t on theme.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how many lights you flash and how many times you hit the disco ball with the big spotlight, &#8220;Vehicle&#8221; by the Ides of March (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0000032ZC\/ref=ase_oldiestop1000-20\/002-5224283-9605621?v=glance&#038;s=music\">Sample from Amazon<\/a> (iTunes is better but you can&#8217;t link to it)) is not a dance tune.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I do this to myself every year?  And when are they going to get rid of the kid who sounds like he&#8217;s gargling broken glass when he sings?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: Do not read more if you have not seen this week&#8217;s American Idol performance show and you actually care about not knowing beforehand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-228","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}