{"id":188,"date":"2005-01-19T18:23:09","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T23:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2005-01-19T18:23:09","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T23:23:09","slug":"let-the-shelling-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2005\/01\/let-the-shelling-begin\/","title":{"rendered":"Let the shelling begin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DC is a really small city.  As I sit here in my living room shamelessly surfing the internet over a wireless network, I find I&#8217;m wondering what that huge booming noise is.<\/p>\n<p>I look outside, no, no cannon rolling up the street.  No invading army jack-booting their way up my block.<\/p>\n<p>Turn on the news and what do I see but a report about the end of the inaugural concert on the elipse that includes, yes, Virginia, fireworks.  I can hear &#8217;em but I sure can&#8217;t see &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s an emperor&#8217;s new clothes sort of lesson in here but I&#8217;ll be damned if I can find it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DC is a really small city. As I sit here in my living room shamelessly surfing the internet over a wireless network, I find I&#8217;m wondering what that huge booming noise is. I look outside, no, no cannon rolling up the street. No invading army jack-booting their way up my block. Turn on the news [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-188","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}