{"id":158,"date":"2004-10-06T10:36:35","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T15:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2004-10-06T10:36:35","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T15:36:35","slug":"carpe-diem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2004\/10\/carpe-diem\/","title":{"rendered":"Carpe Diem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Got this from my aunt yesterday. I sorta liked it so I figured I’d put it up here:<\/p>\n

Today is International Very Good Looking Damned Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.<\/p>\n

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking Damned Smart Woman!<\/p>\n

Good motto to live by:<\/p>\n

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Chocolate in one hand – martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
\nand screaming: WOO HOO! What a Ride!”<\/p>\n

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.<\/p>\n

You never know what the day is going to bring!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think I’m gonna go have some Pop Tarts now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Got this from my aunt yesterday. I sorta liked it so I figured I’d put it up here: Today is International Very Good Looking Damned Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-funny-bone","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}