{"id":1552,"date":"2010-01-13T06:55:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T11:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2010-01-13T13:26:56","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T18:26:56","slug":"it-keeps-everything-from-happening-at-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2010\/01\/it-keeps-everything-from-happening-at-once\/","title":{"rendered":"It keeps everything from happening at once."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only twelve days in and it&#8217;s already been an interesting year.<\/p>\n<p>I had a job interview last Friday with a firm that has been head hunting me for over a year.  They&#8217;re a good company, a vendor that provides an essential web-based application to the organization I work for now.  Smart people, progressive, both in the small and large sense, who understand that it&#8217;s what you produce not what you wear while you&#8217;re producing it that matters.  They recognize the benefits of keeping their employees happy.   In a lot of ways, they embody the best of the mentality that came out of the dot com era: work hard, play hard, try to remember you have a life outside the office.<\/p>\n<p>My interview was at 9am and I was told to allow for an hour.  It took two.  I find that the interview that runs over because you ended up talking longer is a good sign; generally if they don&#8217;t like you they&#8217;ve made up their mind in the first 20 minutes or so.  We talked about my philosophy of tech support &#8211; communicate, communicate, communicate &#8211; and about side projects I might be interested in doing &#8211; um, yes, the HTML code that your application puts out is unstylable because it&#8217;s not standards compliant and even unrelated elements are classed &#8211; and about which comic book or cartoon character, past or present, <acronym title=\"Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer...hey, she's got enough power to destroy the world and the self knowledge not to.  What's not to like?\">I would choose to be<\/acronym> if I could choose one (yeah, it&#8217;s that kinda place).  And we talked about salary, which is the place I thought it would all go to hell.  They were fine with my floor, and fine with my preferred starting point for negotiations which is $5,000 a year above my floor.<\/p>\n<p>I would say it went well given that in the <acronym title=\"about 20 minutes total\">time it took me to leave their offices, get the subway, ride one stop, and walk to my office<\/acronym> they made me a formal offer that included a week&#8217;s more vacation than I get at my current job, 6 more administrative days off (aka: public holidays) than I get now, and $5,000 more a year than my current <acronym title=\"Which is actually about $3,000 more than I made last year.  Aren't furlough days great?\">stated salary<\/acronym>.  The only catch was the level of support they expected me to provide to my clients.<\/p>\n<p>The job would have been supporting 10 or 12 of their biggest clients, and it would have required me to be &#8220;on call&#8221; until midnight every night.  That would have meant not only would I have to actually see midnight every night &#8211; seriously, that 9:30 bed time I railed against in high school&#8230;little did I know that it was my mid-life future &#8211; it would have required me to take on the additional expense of an actual cell phone plan rather than the pay-as-you-go personal pay phone I carry around now.<\/p>\n<p>The expense wouldn&#8217;t have been a problem.  It was the time.<\/p>\n<p>I am a little <acronym title=\"Obessive\/Compulsive Disorder\">OCD<\/acronym> about my job.  It&#8217;s the way my mind works about any problem, really: take the problem in, throw it into the processing unit to be worked on in the background, and eventually find a solution based on the stated parameters &#8211; you can see this process at work every week if you watch <em>House<\/em>; when he has his revelatory moment during which he solves the case <acronym title=\"If I'm sick, never take me to Princeton Plainsboro. They'll nearly kill you before they cure you.\">after all their floundering<\/acronym> you&#8217;re seeing the end point of this type of problem solving.  And because I am a little OCD about my job, I&#8217;ve spent the last five years very consciously drawing a line between work time and home time with clear markers (that&#8217;s why when I do work at home I actually get completely dressed rather than wearing my jammies; dressed means work time).<\/p>\n<p>Being &#8220;on call&#8221; would mean that I could never relax, that I would always be alert for the phone ringing, always waiting for someone to throw a hand grenade at me so I could respond to it.  And while I can do combat readiness, it&#8217;s no way to live daily if not absolutely necessary.<\/p>\n<p>To put it more bluntly: the idea that a client could call me at any time of the day or night actually gave me a rash while I was thinking about it.  Literally, big red splotches on my chest and neck.<\/p>\n<p>So instead of doing what seems even in fourth or fifth thoughts like the smart thing and taking the job &#8211; more money, better holidays, stable company &#8211; I declined the offer to stay at the creaky, robbing Peter to pay Paul, Christ, I didn&#8217;t mail my paycheck until Monday I hope it clears, what do you mean we get <acronym title=\"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday is celebrated the third Monday in January...like I need another holiday two weeks after I just had two holidays in two weeks.\">MLK day<\/acronym> off and not another holiday until the end of May? non-profit because even with the shitty holidays it does give on a daily basis me more of the only thing you ever really run out of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only twelve days in and it&#8217;s already been an interesting year. I had a job interview last Friday with a firm that has been head hunting me for over a year. 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