{"id":108,"date":"2004-05-04T15:54:53","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T20:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/?p=108"},"modified":"2004-05-04T15:54:53","modified_gmt":"2004-05-04T20:54:53","slug":"misanthropy-1-kindness-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/2004\/05\/misanthropy-1-kindness-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Misanthropy 1; Kindness 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What I should have said to the guy on the bus this morning was:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No, I don&#8217;t have to say &#8216;excuse me&#8217; for bumping your leg.  I said &#8216;excuse me, please&#8217; when I sat down and since we&#8217;ve clearly proven you&#8217;re not deaf you must have ignored me which means you&#8217;re just an asshole who wants to lay up in this seat like you paid two fares.  Now close your god damn legs so I can sit in my seat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Jesus, just typing that makes me as angry as I was this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna go cultivate some detachment&#8230;or possibly smoke some cigarettes and shoot everyone, I&#8217;m not sure which.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I should have said to the guy on the bus this morning was: No, I don&#8217;t have to say &#8216;excuse me&#8217; for bumping your leg. I said &#8216;excuse me, please&#8217; when I sat down and since we&#8217;ve clearly proven you&#8217;re not deaf you must have ignored me which means you&#8217;re just an asshole who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-108","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-thoughts","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.homemaderavioli.com\/woodstock\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}