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Oh, the humanity! Or, how to use language as a blunt instrument.

Though it could be argued otherwise, a case can be made for dubbing language humanity’s greatest achievement. True, the destructive power of the atom bomb is impressive, and the capacity to move about over great distances that the internal combustion engine provides is stunning in its affect on the sharing of knowledge, culture, and the mixing of the human genome. But language surpasses them both, and just about everything else, really, in both its mutability and its capacity to affect human decision making processes. What something means is, after all, the basis for all human decision making and with its power to clarify or obscure language becomes the key thing in all interactions.

Because language is such a powerful tool, I’m always troubled by linguistic dissembling. True, people use language in a variety of ways, and while there can be denotative and connotative definitions of words what troubles me most about linguistic dissembling is that the bulk of it passes unnoticed.

It should be said at this point that linguistic dissembling is distinct from lying. Lying is conveying one meaning when you know the opposite to be true. Linguistic dissembling is the concealing or diminishment of meaning through the imprecise use of words. Yes, I just made that up but it’s helpful to know what basis I’m working from here.

Take, for example, the potato salad we had with Saturday’s bar-b-que. Quite good, really; potatoes, carrots, celery, a little green pepper, mayo, and a little bit of mustard. Store bought potato salad the container for which was printed with the phrase “Quality Deli Salads from Giant,” Giant being the name of the grocery store chain. If you look in the Oxford English Dictionary (I used the U.S. edition), you’ll find the following definition:

quality

  • noun (pl. qualities) 1 the degree of excellence of something as measured against other similar things. 2 general excellence. 3 a distinctive attribute or characteristic. 4 archaic high social standing.

– ORIGIN Latin qualitas, from qualis ‘of what kind, of such a kind’.

Now, it may seem like pedantry of the highest order to object to the way the word quality has been used in describing the potato salad, but bear with me for a moment.

In the way it has been used, quality has been transformed into an adjective; it describes “deli salads” which is clearly the subject of the sentence (and yes, it is a sentence). And connotatively, this use of quality as an adjective works: it implies that the deli salads from Giant will have general excellence when compared to deli salads from other providers. But linguistically, it’s dissembling.

The structure of the sentence, forcing a noun to stretch to denotatively do an adjective’s job, is a prime example of advertising speak. You’ve seen it. Short sentences that require you to fill in your knowledge of the brand or get you thinking about a product causing your memory to form a connection between that product and that slogan or bit of text so that the next time you’re in a store looking for a pair of shoes or searching for an alternative to the $9 bottle of wine you aren’t entirely sure won’t offend your host you will make that unconscious connection and go look for that pair of Nike shoes or that six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

Very often advertising speak isn’t even really sentences. It’s phrases, clauses, words strung together to take up the shortest amount of space on a poster and capitalize on the fact that the human brain takes in color, shape, and text in that order when perceiving something visually. Advertising speak doesn’t really use the meaning of language to convey information but instead uses that meaning to make an association between a concept and a product, in short it builds a brand. Think about it for a second: if you’ve had any exposure to advertising at all in the past five years you probably have conceptual associations for each of the following brands:

  • Nike
  • Apple
  • FedEx
  • Coca Cola
  • Dell
  • Ikea
  • McDonald’s
  • Disney

Each one of those names brings up a feeling or lifestyle association. For example:

  • Nike: Active, aggressive, individualistic
  • Apple: Hip, cool, young, technologically advanced
  • Dell: Reliable, affordable

and on, and on, and on. And while ad-speak is possibly the most deliberate example of linguistic dissembling, it’s really pretty harmless.

You have the capacity to resist the messages pushed on you by advertising. You can, for example, find out more about Nike’s practice of using sweatshop labor, or you could read about how Apple’s vertical management structure encourages an atmosphere of stomach-cramp inducing pressure among its workers, or you could just read Fast Food Nation and never eat at McDonald’s again (no, really, read it).

What advertising speak doesn’t do that other, more harmful linguistic dissembling does is narrow the connotative meaning of words to the point that they are no longer accurate in or are in direct conflict with their denotative definitions.

In its explanation of denotative and connotative definitions, the OED states:

…whereas denote refers to the literal, primary meaning of something, connote refers to other characteristics suggested or implied by that thing. Thus, one might say that a word like mother denotes ‘a woman who is a parent’ but connotes qualities such as protection and affection.

It is true that not all mothers provide affection and protection, many mothers do. Your connotative experience of mother may be neglectful, abusive, and irresponsible while mine may be loving, supportive, and reliable. The mere use of the word mother does not change its denotative definition (though one could argue that there’s a bit of linguistic dissembling happening by defining mother as “a woman who is a parent” as “parent” is one of those words that has different connotative meanings).

One vivid example of linguistic dissembling of the harmful type, and the example that was the catalyst for this essay, comes from a Washington Post Magazine article “Night and Day” which detailed how a woman named Jody Arlington formed both an identity and a life for herself after her older brother beat their parents and younger sister to death with a baseball bat in April 1984 when Jody was just 16 years-old.

The reporter, Laura Wexler, quotes of Arlington’s search for ways to cope with her grief and her guilt:

She [Arlington] immersed herself in the works of Primo Levi, Bruno Bettelheim and Elie Wiesel. “I was trying to understand the human psyche in extreme situations,” she says. “I saw that, given the right environment, we are all capable of terrible acts, but also great acts of courage and humanity.”

Now, I freely admit that this woman is speaking about her direct personal experience, and about an experience that had a significant effect in her life. Indeed, like any major trauma, it changed her life in ways so fundamental it’s virtually impossible to grasp its vastness. But let’s pick apart her statement for a second, “I saw that, given the right environment, we are all capable of terrible acts, but also great acts of courage and humanity.”

The linguistic dissembling occurs in the use of the word humanity as contrasted with “terrible acts.” Using humanity in this way implies that only characteristics dubbed as good – courage as specified by Arlington and by implication other qualities of the same ilk like kindness, compassion, and empathy – are human.

Are not those terrible acts committed by human beings? Is not the capacity to commit such terrible acts – death by beating, rape, genocide, other-species extinction – also a facet of humanity?

Why this type of linguistic dissembling, this narrowing of word connotation, is so dangerous is simply because it leads people to false conclusions. Human beings are capable of great acts of kindness, bravery, and charity but to ignore that we are also capable of great horrors perpetrated against ourselves and against the other inhabitants of the planet (by the way, the AP reported a couple of days ago that a major study shows that orangutans could be extinct as soon as 2011 all because palm oil is used in a multitude of snack and processed foods but also, largely, because it’s considered a viable ingredient in the biodiesel market) is to ignore a complete perception of humanity. Making judgments, then, based on this limited perception – i.e. that human equals only good qualities – is folly at its very best and potentially deadly at its worst.

The only way to combat this type of linguistic dissembling is to engage the brain, to ask why or what does that really mean when someone says something, to pull off the layers of assumption and, effectively, look behind the linguistic curtain.

You won’t be sorry you did…or maybe you will…but that’s another essay.

It’s not easy being light-green*

Let me admit right up front: My day-job is working for a non-profit environmental group. And yes, this is my second stint with a bunch of treehuggers (albeit a different bunch than last time). There are certain advantages to working progressive non-profit. Though salary isn’t one of them.

  • You get to smile in your shorts, sandals, and t-shirt as you walk by all the people forced to wear business dress on days when it’s 80+degF at 8am and it’s only going to get hotter.

  • You can get up and leave your office for two hours in the middle of the day and everyone will assume you’re “at a meeting.” (Though there are a couple of people at my office who abuse the hell out of this.)

  • At most non-profits they recognize that they pay shit so you get more time off than most places (sadly, my current employer isn’t one of those which is probably why I won’t stay more than 5 years).

  • Theoretically, as long as the place where you work hasn’t turned into a scam – so…the March of Dimes was all about collecting money to find either a cure or a vaccine for polio which it helped do and then promptly turned around and found another cause, in this case the exceedingly generic “…to improve the health of babies by preventing birth defects, premature birth, and infant mortality”, with which to justify its continued existence thereby becoming the first non-profit to fulfill the life cycle constantly quoted to me by my friend Jim (“Most non-profits start out as a cause, become a movement, and then eventually turn into a scam.”) – you’re actually getting to do some good when you go to work and, perhaps, learn about something that interests you.

These days I spend a lot of my work time forwarding e-mails from our supporters to our policy people. The quality, tone, and demand of most of them is the same: connect your stated mission to why you’re asking me to do something about global warming.

And with all this talk about carbon footprints and reducing C02 emissions, and why the hell Al Gore won both an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize for what was essentially a glorified Powerpoint® presentation, I’ve been thinking about how to make less of a negative impact on the planet with my daily life.

Though I live in what is probably one of the top 6 most public transportation friendly cities in the country (New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Seattle, Philadelphia being the other five), I can’t quite bring myself to follow Jim’s example and go all pedal power for my commute. For one thing, I hate the cold; for another, well, let’s just say that the neighborhood between me and work is not exactly friendly.

So, I own a three year-old car that has less than 4,000 miles on it, a fact that routinely astonishes the boys at the dealership when I take it in to be serviced, and when I go to work or I want to go out for dinner yes, I hop on the subway to go across town instead of driving.

It helps, too, that I’m a windows-open kind of person. As I write this it’s probably 80 degrees and about 70% humidity (if not more), which is pretty typical for a DC summer. Yet, all told last year I think we used the big air conditioner on the first floor of our house so few times that you wouldn’t even have to use a second hand to count the number.

Oh, and did I mention we have the ultimate in zoned cooling in our house? Yes, window air conditioning units. While they may not be as environmentally friendly as newer, whole house units, some part of me is convinced that I’m doing less damage cooling just the space that needs to be cooled (melted hard drives not so conducive to productivity) than cooling my whole, unoccupied house while I’m at work.

Let’s talk about energy efficiency for a minute. One of the major things proposed by Al Gore’s new We Can Solve It group is choosing energy efficient appliances. OK…I’m cool with that, but what do I do with my perfectly good, older, non-energy efficient appliances? Since there is no “away” when you throw something away (more on this later in the week), what kind of impact am I having by discarding perfectly good appliances in favor of ones that will use less energy? Both my brain and my gut tell me a negative one.

Then there’s the great light bulb debate. Sure, compact florescent bulbs use less energy than regular incandescent light bulbs but they require more energy to manufacture and they contain mercury which toxic beyond belief. In fact, the Department of Public Works in DC recommends that you save them up in a separate container for disposal and take them to the bi-annual hazardous waste disposal days. Plus, the damn things can’t be used in any closed light fixture.

Am I supposed to go out and buy all new light fixtures (consuming more resources in a situation where it isn’t absolutely vital to do so because my existing fixtures work just fine) to accommodate these new bulbs? That sounds like a really bad idea to me.

What about the food question? You can’t stop eating. You can eat with less of an impact though. Trying to be a locavore is fine, well, and good, particularly if you live in a place that hasn’t been targeted by the CDC as producing salmonella laden produce, but ponder this for a minute: unless you live in Africa, Central America, or Hawaii if you really want to be a committed locavore you have to give up coffee. Yes, that’s right, out the window goes your morning jolt, your cup of joe, your blessed caffeine fix. And don’t look at tea either as most of that comes from Asia so that’s out too.

So while I’m perfectly happy to eat mostly vegetarian by reduce my animal-protein consumption, and to buy humanely raised animal-protein when I do eat it, I’m not giving up bread (live pretty much anywhere on the coasts? to be a true locavore you’re giving up bread too ’cause wheat grows in that big, currently flooded middle section of the country), or tea, or coffee.

Recycling has gotten to be such a big issue at my house that we now have two recycle bins out in the alley. I find it mildly ironic that our trash cans are still 2/3 again as big as our recycle bins but I digress. Yes, we still get the daily newspaper, which we’re thinking about giving up since we can get comics online in a very eco-friendly manner, but we’ve started recycling a lot more white paper and reducing the number of magazines we get that we just never get time to read. Steel cans, long the bane of the home recycler’s existence (what do you mean I need to wash it out before I put it in the recycle bin?) are now rinsed with a minimum of water and sent out to the blue Herbie Jr.

I’ve been carrying cloth bags to the grocery store for close to five years so those ubiquitous plastic bags have (mostly) been banished by now. We’ve reduced the amount of plastic we recycle by cutting out soda, a good move for both the Earth and the body, and we’re even thinking about composting to cut our waste stream further (after all, tomatoes you grow in your own yard are less likely to be tainted with salmonella producing shit than ones that have been trucked in from some place else).

And finally comes the least logical and most sour part of my calculations when it comes to greening my own life: I know that as a single individual I can not make one fucking iota of difference in stopping climate change or reducing the size of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (or watch on YouTube or on VBS.TV which is much more interesting) when all of those other motherfuckers out there are still driving around in their Ford Expeditions (14 mpg combined for the 2006 model), running their air conditioners down to 60degF, buying tons of plastic crap like there’s no tomorrow, and, lest I forget the most environmentally unfriendly thing you can possibly do, breeding like fucking rabbits.

Why should I do more than I already am – reducing my waste stream, driving less, eating more environmentally friendly – why should I make myself completely miserable (yes, I like the occasional cup of coffee) or make choices that make little economic or environmental sense (no, I’m not replacing my refrigerator until it dies; then I’ll by an Energy Star rated model) so that the bulk of my fellow citizens can keep their blinders on and live life as if what they do has no effect no only on their fellow humans but on the other hapless inhabitants of the Earth?

Because I work with a bunch of tree huggers there is a lot of pressure to be greener than I am. Could I do more? Sure. As much as I love a gadget I’m thinking about skipping the consumption piece of doing my electricity assessment and just getting some more power strips to turn off the things I don’t really need when I’m not using them. I’m already unplugging my cell phone charger and the iPod dock so why does the stereo need to be drawing power when it’s not on?

So, right now I’m going to stay light-green making my incremental but not drastic changes in the hopes of making a difference, or at least not more damage than I absolutely have to. It’s the only thing that makes sense on balance.

* With apologies to Kermit The Frog

OK you fuckers, I’m going to tinkle now*

I had the distinct pleasure of seeing George Carlin at the Warner Theater in DC several years ago. We had third row left seats and it was fabulous.

Having been raised on mid-1980s Saturday Night Live (good, but not great comedy; SNL peaked early) and stolen viewings of Eddie Murphy’s Raw and Robin Williams’ Live At The Met, Carlin when I discovered him in my early 20s on HBO was a delight: clever, smart, and ascerbic as hell. He played with language in a way that no other comedian in my experience had before, and, frankly, no other comedian has since.

Carlin was once quoted as saying “”If you’ll scratch a cynic, you’ll find a disappointed idealist.” Like many things, he was right about this I think.

Listen to Carlin’s original “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television” from his 1972 album Class Clown (this version was recorded off the original vinyl that was given to TGF at 14 years-old by her future brother-in-law).or check out his 1978 revised list.

Regardless of whether you partake of the media or not, the world is linguistically a poorer place for Carlin’s death. The man knew the value of words and grasped their power.

* Derivation from Carlin’s original “Seven Words” sketch

Miscellany – The Habits & Fashion Edition

We moved office at the end of May and it was a total CF:

  • No one thought to get emergency no parking permits from the city so to get space for the trucks to unload three of us had to go downtown with our cars and circle the block until spaces opened up (Uh, gas is over $4.10/gallon here and you’re only going to pay me for “mileage” at 48.5 cents/mile?);
  • the moving company only sent half the crew and trucks they should have so the rest of our move had to get pushed until Saturday and on Saturday one of the driver’s got pulled over, with an empty truck thankfully, and had the truck impounded because he had no registration so the move that should have taken four hours took 10;
  • we didn’t get keys to the new office until we’d been there a week and we still don’t have after hours access.

The good news is that the new office is fabulous: my space gets morning sunlight and I have windows that open which have been a fantastic boon during the mid-70s, low humidity weather we’ve been having for the past week.

The new office is Downtown, in fact we’re right in the heart of DC. I walk out of my building, cross the park and cross one more street and I have the opportunity to moon the White House if I so choose. Not that I’d choose to in this climate; I hear the Nutraloaf at DC Jail isn’t especially appealing. Downtown is interesting, full of people and things to see and places to eat and bookstores to walk to, all things I’ve been deprived of the past couple of years while I’ve been working Uptown near the Metro Stop That Time Forgot (but hey, we had a grocery store where we could go and get…groceries).

As a consequence of the move, I’ve had to develop a new routine; going to a new subway stop for work will do that to you, but going to a new place has gotten me to thinking about habits and how we form them and why we do some of the things we do. Such as:

Why do we wash our hands in hot water? Experimentation since this thought randomly occurred has proven to me that washing dishes in hot or warm water makes sense; the higher temperature water helps to loosen food particles that may be stuck to dishes. Now, this same experimentation has also proven that scrubbing harder using cold water will loosen food particles so it makes sense: in dishwashing, hot or warm water is a labor saving device. But the same doesn’t hold true for washing your hands.

In cold climes, it’s true, warm water just feels better in the winter. But with anti-bacterial everything, including hand sanitizer that doesn’t even require water (hint: most of them are something like 60% alcohol), other than the comfort factor during the winter, what’s the point of using hot or warm water to wash your hands? If you’ve got cheese or something else stuck to them you’ve probably got bigger issues than water temperature but how many things do we do out of habit without thinking about them?

I’m not saying all habits are bad, more that in order to be present in your life isn’t why you’re doing something just as important as the effect you get from doing it?

The other thing I’ve been thinking about is fashion. With more people to look at as I trek to and from the office there are a lot more fashion choices to consider, both good and bad, and I’ve discovered two things:

1) sartorially it’s 1983: I saw a guy the other day in a lime-green Izod polo shirt, collar turned up ‘natch, salmon-pink pleated-front khaki shorts, and boat shoes. He looked like he’d memorized The Preppy Handbook. Given that not one single good thing ever came out of 1983, this is not a good sign considering that…

2) hip-huggers have invaded “business dress” for women: yes, once confined to casual wear women are now squeezing themselves into these god-awful pieces of clothing and going to work. Given that anyone with actual hips looks like a sea cow in a pair of these, why would you choose to wear them all day at your job? Perhaps because the fashion industry conspires against any woman who wants to eat more than a valium and a Diet Coke every day? But having looked at a lot of asses in the past two weeks, again on the trek to and from the office, I think the easiest way to kill this fashion trend that never should have been reborn is to make every woman look at her ass in a pair of these. The business casual version of these pants, typically with a wide waistband about 2 inches above faux pockets with flaps, make even a woman with buttocks best suited for this style look like she’s wearing an adult diaper. And I know incontinence is really what I’d like to advertise in a professional or social scenario.

Yes, I know this is all pretty random, but I’m avoiding writing my essay on Presidential politics. Mostly it’s because I still can’t approach the issue with any measure of calm. The rest, well, is it possible to go to the polls in November and vote “present?” After all, if it’s good enough for the Democratic presumptive nominee it should be good enough for the average voter.

15h 58m

This year’s summer solstice will occur at 23:59 GMT (that’s 19:59 EDT to you). Some data on the daylight at my location from Weather Underground. Happy Summer!

Astronomy  
June 20, 2008 Rise: Solar Noon: Set:
Actual Time 5:42 AM EDT 1:09 PM EDT 8:36 PM EDT
Civil Twilight 5:10 AM EDT   9:08 PM EDT
Nautical Twilight 4:29 AM EDT   9:49 PM EDT
Astronomical Twilight 3:43 AM EDT   10:36 PM EDT
Altitude -0.8° 74.5° -0.8°
Azimuth 58.5° 180.0° 301.5°
Hour Angle of the Sun 111.8° 111.8° -111.8°
Mean Anomaly of the Sun 165.90° 166.20° 166.51°
Obliquity 23.44° 23.44° 23.44°
Right Ascension of the Sun 89.38° 89.71° 90.03°
Sun Declination 23.44° 23.44° 23.44°
Moon 10:24 PM EDT   7:05 AM EDT
Length Of Visible Light: 15h 58m
Length of Day
14h 54m
Tomorrow will be 0m 0s shorter.
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