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Finding my religion*

Religion, like sex and money, is one of those topics that Americans often shy away from. Quite sadly, this has led us into the morass that is our theocracy masquerading as a republic. After all with “under God” on the money, how can we claim any sort of separation of Church and State? Doesn’t violate the First Amendment, you say? Nonsense, I say right back!

While the First Amendment does say, among other things, that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” the use of the term God, in effect, establishes a bias not only for theistic religions but also for monotheistic religions. All of this, however, is irrelevant now that I have become a Pastafarian.

Yes, I have decided to convert to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. It only makes sense. After all, I’m half-way there already. May I tell you a little about Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
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Homeland Stupidity

I’m trying to figure out when Mark Fiore sleeps. While I do that, there’s always his brilliant and timely animation to watch. Check this one out, and check out the rest of his site. You’ll need Flash. Go get it. It’s free.


Watch the animation

Date alignment

The one time this year it won’t matter if your date is written in European format or American format: 05-05-05

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Quick chuckle

Sent to me by a friend with ADD:

Q: How many people with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Let’s ride bikes!

OK…so I have a sick sense of humor. At least I laughed today.

Carpe Diem

Got this from my aunt yesterday. I sorta liked it so I figured I’d put it up here:

Today is International Very Good Looking Damned Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking Damned Smart Woman!

Good motto to live by:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Chocolate in one hand – martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming: WOO HOO! What a Ride!”

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.

You never know what the day is going to bring!

I think I’m gonna go have some Pop Tarts now.

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