TGF and one of her best pals were famous for perverting song lyrics, everything from ad jingles to Christmas carols.
I never had the pleasure of meeting him but this completely dirty and perverted carol comes to you courtesy of Robert E. Badger, Jr. and TGF.
If you would prefer to have your Christmas sensibilities unsullied just think happy holiday thoughts and I’ll have another entry up here soon.
To the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas my true friends gave to me:
12 Peters peeing
11 Masturbators
10 Lads a-peeping
9 Ladies dancing
8 Maids a-sucking
7 Sheep a-fucking
6 Geese a-laying
5 Cock rings
4 Call girls (or boys depending on your proclivities)
3 French kisses
2 Flaming queens
And a transvestite in a peach gown