• Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Thoughts That Come Unbidden Department

You are here: Home / Funny Bone / Things I’ve seen and heard

Things I’ve seen and heard

On several phone poles around the corner from my office:

What sorts of things do you suppose they have?


Overheard on the way home yesterday:

Panhandler: Spare a dollar, lady?
Middle-aged woman: What for?
Panhandler: Just because.

Truth in advertising perhaps?

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. ellamichelle says

    31 August 2005 at 10:01

    Perhaps they’re banking on people’s curiousity as to what the “things” are to bring people to their lawn sale rather than the neighbors? Or perhaps momentarily forgot how to spell “stuff” after a nasty blow to the head?

  2. jim says

    31 August 2005 at 13:51

    They could have also said “We have nouns.” (Been listening to the SchoolHouse Rock CD. ‘Mrs. Jones is a lady who lives on Hudson Street.’)

  3. sttropezbutler says

    1 September 2005 at 12:20

    Just Because.

    Well, just because.

    STB

Primary Sidebar

Looking for fiction?

Read the fiction blog for stories less topical and more diverting.

Categories

Archives

Copyright © 2025