I envy Ethan Hawke’s left hand. Angelina Jolie has, quite possibly, the best tits on the planet, and she’s not afraid to show them off.
Other than that, this movie was execrable.
Is it possible to give negative popcorn boxes as a rating? Maybe empty ones…I’ll have to look into making some graphics.
Just don’t bother.
Saw Hawke on the Daily Show. Sad lookin’ addict. Much as his hand mighta touched glory the track marks on his arm’d negate the thrill for me.
As for Jolie — are they real? She, and them, seem overrated to me these days. Up-and-comer Eva Mendes is more my speed. (Or maybe the smarter version of her, Rosario Dawson.) I could watch Once Upon a Time in Mexico with the sound off all thanks to her black t-shirt. Lawwhhrd almighty.
Then again maybe I’m jus’ jealous cuz I’ve never met a person (girl or boy) who wouldn’t cut off their arm with a plastic cup to make out with her.
There’s no denying that she’s got world-class tits, but there’s other hands I envy more than Ethan Hawke’s.