“If you like fucking, marriage is not for you. I’m married, and I haven’t fucked for seven years. I’ve had intercourse…but I haven’t fucked. See, intercourse is after she’s gotten out of the shower, on the bed with the nice sheets; fucking is in the back of the rental car.”
— Chris Rock
It scares me to think I might be in an HBO special. Rock’s show at DAR Constitution Hall was, as Bono would say, fucking brilliant.