I forgot my can of daily caffeine to go with my lunch today so I took a little walk at mid-day. When I got back to my office building there was a bike, clearly belonging to a bike messenger on a delivery, resting on the parking meter out front.
Stuck on the spokes of the front wheel like we used to stick playing cards were about six of those “Get 1045 hours free!” AOL CDs.
They just beg for it.