Dec
16
2009

Reading material

It weighs 4 lbs and with the covers is 2.5 inches thick. Yes, it would break your nose if it fell on your face in bed.

It weighs 4 lbs and with the covers is 2.5 inches thick. Yes, it would break your nose if it fell on your face in bed.

I’m finding that I don’t much enjoy reading like a writer. Yes, I know I need to do it.

After all, it can only help my own craft to be able to look critically at something someone else had constructed and figure out how it works. This deconstruction is something I do all the time in my day job, and I have no problem doing it with movies  – part of my mind unconsciously analyzing where the lights were when the scene was shot and where the edits are both visually and aurally in a film doesn’t seem to detract one bit from my enjoyment of the motion picture which is why a long time ago I started asking people if they wanted the film school review or the normal person review – but doing the same thing with fiction seems to sap all the enjoyment out of the story for me. Perhaps it’s just a matter of training. I can still vaguely recall when doing the same with movies wasn’t routine.

So, I’ve been trying to read more consciously, more critically if you will. I set myself an easy starting target: Stephen King. He’s easy not because his writing is less than but because it is so good and so accessible at the same time. I’m just afraid it’s going to take me a while given the size of his latest.

Oh, yes, and there are couple of dribbles of small fiction in the fictionblog with more to come.

Nov
29
2009

70,427

I need a shower.  My house is about to get vacuumed, and yes, my first draft of the book is finished weighing in at not quite 70,500 words and 199 single spaced pages.

In a few days we will rejoin our regularly scheduled blogging already in progress.  Until then, have some left over pie and go for a walk.

Nov
22
2009

54,505

My house hasn’t been cleaned in three weeks and it’s been just as long since I’ve gotten any real exercise.

Oh, yes, and I am one of those people whom in previous years I have hated: I have 54,505 words today and the book still isn’t done.  I’m just going to keep writing until it is.

Then comes the hard part: the editing.

Nov
13
2009

Some General Statistics That Might Be Of Interest

Total Words Written So Far 33,755
Total Hours Spent Writing 33.25

Avg Words Written Per Day 2,596
Avg Hours Writing Per Day 2.56
Avg Words Per Hour 1,015
Avg Morale Per Day 5

Number of Words Remaining 16,245
Number of Days Remaining 17
Number of Hours Remaining 16.00

So why do I still feel like I don’t know where I’m going?  Ah, the joys of NaNoWriMo.

Nov
05
2009

And now a word from our sponsors…

NaNoWriMO 2009 logoNaNoWriMo follows a pretty set pattern for me: the first few days I feel like a complete and utter hack.

What hubris to think I can write a novel (even though I’ve done it before…three times)! And how dare I think I have anything interesting to say or that my prose might be even vaguely entertaining (when I know for certain that NaNo is supposed to 1) produce a first draft, and 2) everyone’s first draft is kinda shitty).

The kind folks at the Office of Letters and Light, NaNoWriMo’s parent organization, realize that most authors go through a similar cycle so they line up a pep talk a week for us. It makes me feel a bit better that this year’s week one pep talk is from an author whose work I admire, Jasper Fforde.

Because here’s the thing: Writing is not something you can do or you can’t. It’s not something that ‘other people do’ or ‘for smart people only’ or even ‘for people who finished school and went to University’. Nonsense. Anyone can do it. But no-one can do it straight off the bat. Like plastering, brain surgery or assembling truck engines, you have to do a bit of training—get your hands dirty—and make some mistakes. Those 22 days of mine were the start, and only the start, of my training. The next four weeks and 50,000 words will be the start of your training, too.

There’s a lot to learn, and you won’t have figured it all in 50,000 words, but it’ll be enough for you to know that you don’t know it all, and that it will come, given time. You’ll have written enough to see an improvement, and to start to have an idea over what works and what doesn’t. Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation. A manual on knitting can tell you what to do, but you won’t be able to make anything until you get your hands on some wool and some needles and put in some finger time. Writing needs to be practiced; there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a manual. The true essence of writing is out there, in the world, and inside, within yourself. To write, you have to give.

What do you give? Everything. Your reader is human, like you, and human experience in all its richness is something that we all share. Readers are interested in the way a writer sees things; the unique world-view that makes you the person you are, and makes your novel interesting. Ever met an odd person? Sure. Ever had a weird job? Of course. Ever been to a strange place? Definitely. Ever been frightened, sad, happy, or frustrated? You betcha. These are your nuts and bolts, the constructor set of your novel. All you need to learn is how to put it all together. How to wield the spanners.

And this is why 30 days and 50,000 words is so important. Don’t look at this early stage for every sentence to be perfect—that will come. Don’t expect every description to be spot-on. That will come too. This is an opportunity to experiment. It’s your giant blotter. An empty slate, ready to be filled. It’s an opportunity to try out dialogue, to create situations, to describe a summer’s evening. You’ll read it back to yourself and you’ll see what works, you’ll see what doesn’t. But this is a building site, and it’s not meant to be pretty, tidy, or even safe. Building sites rarely are. But every great building began as one.

So, even though I’m ahead on word count, there’s still 2,000 more words out there for me today.

Oct
31
2009

I think I might need more index cards

Yeah, that's a lot of cards.

Yeah, that's a lot of cards.

Somewhere around 6:30am today my book got big. I expected it to get big but I didn’t expect it to happen for another few days.

See…when I do this NaNoWriMo thing, I usually have an idea of where I’m going but don’t always know how I’m going to get there. This morning I figured out how I was going to get there.

Oct
30
2009

Are we sure there isn’t medication for this?

Normally October is a great month for me. The weather in DC is crisp, the air has enough of a chill to it to make that leather jacket I couldn’t even contemplate during summer seem appealing. The leaves are interesting colors, and the crockpot becomes a viable cooking device again. Normally.

This October has been unsettled at best and downright weird at worst. The weather has been all over the place – shirt sleeves one day, my winter coat two days later – and work has been so strange that today we passed the point at which I stop caring what happens and everything becomes ridiculous.

And yet…this year I’m writing a book. Yes, I’m “doing” NaNoWriMo.

To that end, I share the pep talk that went out today.

November 1: At midnight, local time, start writing your book. You need to log 1,667 words per day to stay on par. The website will be very slow for the first few days of the event, but with patience you can update your soaring word count in that box at the top of our site. Watch your stats graph fill. Send a link to your author profile to your friends so they can follow your progress. Revel in the majesty of your unfolding story. It’s November 1! You are an unstoppable novel-writing machine!

November 2: Stop writing. Wonder if you should start over. Keep going. Feel better.

November 8: As the first full week of writing comes to a close, you will be at 11,666 words. This is more fiction than most people write in their lifetimes, and you did it in a week. Go, you! This is also Municipal Liaison Appreciation Day, a raucous international holiday that celebrates NaNoWriMo’s volunteer chapter-heads (the folks who organized the write-in you went to last week). Chocolate, flowers, and gifts of expensive electronics are appreciated.

November 13: Nothing really happens on November 13.

November 15: After the second week of writing, you will be at 25,000 words. This is the approximate length of such legendary works of fiction as The Metamorphosis, Of Mice and Men, and Twilight: The Complete Illustrated Movie Companion. You’re halfway to winning! Attend a Midway Party in your town.

November 16: The second half of NaNoWriMo dawns. Writerly confidence builds. Your book comes to life, and characters start doing interesting, unexpected things. Nice. Weird.

November 22: After the third full week of writing, you stand at 35,000 words, the NaNoWriMo milestone universally recognized as The Place Where Everything Gets Much Easier. This is also when you fly out to San Francisco and join us for the Night of Writing Dangerously Write-a-thon, where you’ll help us set records for group noveling and candy consumption.

November 25: Novel validation and winning begins, and Word-Count Progress Bars turn from blue (under 50K) to green (over 50K) to purple (over 50k and a verified winner!). Check our FAQs for details on uploading your manuscript and winning. A limited number of 2009 Winner T-shirts will appear in the store. These will make you smile, and will feature a squirrel.

November 26: American Wrimos celebrate the true meaning of Thanksgiving by gathering together with friends and family, wolfing down a huge meal as quickly as possible, and then ditching those friends and family to hide in the bathroom with a laptop.

November 30: By midnight, local time, we will all be the proud owners of 50,000-word novels that we barely could have imagined on October 31. Plan to attend your local NaNoWriMo Thank God It’s Over Party, where grins will abound, champagne will flow, fives will be highed, and wrists will be iced.

You did it. We all did it.

December 1: Sleep will fall heavily across NaNoLand, as 150,000 writers close the book on a crazy, oversized dream.

December 2: The “I Wrote A Novel, Now What?” page goes up on the NaNoWriMo site, containing some special items for our winners from sponsors CreateSpace and Scrivener, along with advice on revision and next steps from published NaNoWriMo authors.

December 3: Rewrites begin.

It all starts very soon, brave writer! Here’s to a great month together!

So, fair warning: my blog posts will be even more sporadic than they have been of late but know it is for a good cause.

Jul
15
2009

Rejection notice

Way back in April I submitted a short story for consideration in an annually published anthology. Not only was editing down 18,000 words to 5,000 an exercise in both major and selective surgery, sending the story off was a huge risk. “What if I get told I’m not a good writer? Does that mean I have to stop?” and other pointless thoughts ran through my head as I dropped the envelope in the mail just in time to make the postmark deadline.

About a week after I sent off my little envelope I got a very nice acknowledgement e-mail. After that, I didn’t expect to get anything else. Truthfully, I didn’t expect to get selected for the anthology. And I didn’t. Around June 30th I got the following:

This email is to let you know that your story “In a Strange Land,” has not been chosen for Best Lesbian Erotica 2010.

Sometimes, a story can be worthy of publication and it doesn’t make the final roster for another reason: I might have received a large number of stories on a particular theme, or the work might be almost, but not quite there, and it needs another draft.

In other words, this is an “it’s not you, it’s me” email. And it’s no fun to get one of those, but don’t take it to heart (I know, it’s a rejection letter, and how can you not?) because the sheer number of manuscripts, as well as the quality and range of the work made it an extremely difficult, yet enjoyable task to winnow down the number to “Best Lesbian Erotica 2010.” Our judges commented on the quality of the work received, and spent considerable time choosing the final stories.

Submissions for BLE 2011 are open, and I hope to hear from you again.

As a “thank you” for your work and talent, Cleis Press would like to extend a 10% discount to you on copies of Best Lesbian Erotica 2010. [discount code info redacted; submit your own story and get rejected if you want a discount!]

I’ve enjoyed reading your work and wish you the best. Please keep writing.

Cordially,

Now, that last part about enjoying my work may be form letter bullshit but if it is, it’s certainly nice form letter bullshit.

I can’t decide if I want to try to submit this story to next year’s anthology, put it away, publish it on the fiction blog, or send it to another anthology’s open submission process. Whatever the case, I think this just proves that even a rejection can be encouraging.

Nov
10
2008

Log jam

From Monday to Thursday last week I worked 40 hours. Did I mention there’s some sort of yuck going around my office that includes the stuffed up nose, the cough, and the sore throat? How about the fact that up until last Friday night I hadn’t had a good night’s sleep in about a month (more on that later)?

As a consequence, I find myself jammed up, without enough time to do my homework and still keep to a blog entry a day for NaBloPoMo. So, while this may be cheating, it is today’s blog entry.

This week’s lesson in Fiction I dealt with description and prompted the usual debate about “showing vs. telling” that is endemic to all fiction classes. Our assignment:

Easy on the Modifiers
Pick one of these situations:

A woman riding a crowded city bus
A soldier on night patrol in a war-torn village
A dog wandering through an alley

Write a paragraph or so, focusing on bringing the scene to life through your descriptive powers. Though you may include interaction between characters, keep the focus on the setting.

Then, do a second draft, which is what you’ll turn in. Here’s the twist: You may no use more than three modifiers (adjectives or adverbs) in this draft. To stay descriptive without modifiers, you will have to be creative (similes, metaphors, etc.) and you will have to use strong nouns and verbs.

Since the prof didn’t specify what point of view we should use, I did mine two ways. I provide both for your reading pleasure.


I snuffle along the cobblestones making the turn into the alley. I try to ignore the smells from people, the grime and the sweat that clog my nose as I try to refind the scent that promised a night spent with at least a half full belly. I dodge the puddle slicked with grease and the remnants of people mating to hug the wall. There it is: chicken with an overlay of burn and vegetables. I hate vegetables but they’re better than a stomach that twists and turns bubbling with air and acid all night. A trash can like the kind that peals when the butcher over on meat row drops the bones in every third-day. I jump. The lid looks loose so I shove. The can rocks and I jump back. Shaking the puddle’s mess off my foot and run and shove again. Darting a look, I’m still alone. Where is it? Paper crinkles and I can smell the fat like the bird clucked in front of my face. Crust, burnt black around the edges and sauce and chunks of flesh my teeth have to rip. My stomach gurgles. Slow down, slow down or you’ll sick it back up. Licking the sauce off the vegetables first I then tongue them in. Now for the crust. Who cares if the cook blacked it in the hot box. A yell comes from a door. I snag the rest of the pie between my teeth and run from the human with the strange bumps on her head by the puddle and out of the alley.


The dog snuffled along the cobblestones nose skimming the ground. He zigs and zags, sidestepping a puddle limned with oil and graced with a used condom. As he hugs the wall the spears of his ribs jut against matted fur. He stops sniffing around the trash barrel. He jumps, all four paws off the ground, and then shoves the can with his shoulder. It rocks and he darts back dipping his foot is the scum coating the puddle’s surface. He shakes his hind leg and darts a glance around the alley. When the can doesn’t tip he runs at it again. Clanging on the cobblestones the lid bounces and the dog clamors into the refuse that spills from the can’s mouth. Papers fly as he scrabbles and digs nails scraping against the stones and the inside of the can. He grunts and gobbles whatever he finds his head so deep in the can he doesn’t notice the light slicing through the darkness in the alley. Curlers in her hair and moisturizer smeared on her face the lady screams. The dog grabs the potpie and runs darting out of the alley and around the corner.

Oct
17
2008

An idiot, insane, or both

I’m taking a writing class, Gotham’s Fiction I, instead of doing NaNoWriMo this year (I knew I would be too wiped out from the summer of working hundreds of hours of overtime and no vacation) but Fiction I proving to be a little less challenging than I hoped (OK, so it’s only week 2 but still).

So I signed up for NaBloPoMo: 31 blog posts in November. Sounds easy enough. I’ve done it before.

But I still don’t find out if I’m on federal jury duty for six weeks until the middle of next week.

Definitely “or both” I think.